bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

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clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

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icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

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retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

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lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

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paleful:

u know its ok to admit that u love me in my ask

weirdteenblogger:

still not exactly sure what studying is

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taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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groupons:

Care about nature. Plant a tree. Hug a tree. Hug a cactus. Shove some dirt up your ass. Recycle.

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