"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs
u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny